He who cannot be killed

Why is it not easy to kill Gen Parvez Musharraf of Pakistan?














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Because doing that is Mush-Kill :D

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Americano

There was a guy whose name was 'hai'
Hai went to the shop and bought a hat and wore it. after sometime, he found an american teacher sitting on his head. He blabbered a few curses and threw him off and found his hat missing. He went to the shop again and bought another hat. Again after sumtime he found his hat turned into the american teacher. This happened several times. He started wondering how this happened. Can you give him the answer?






















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Because his name was 'hai' which in hindi means is. That Hat was his 'topi' (Hat is called topi in hindi)
and we all know "is kii topi = us ke sir"
Us ke sir = american teacher!
thats why his hat got turned into the American teacher

Bechaara A

Two guys standing on a bus stop: A and B

A asks B: Are you married?
B: Yes

A again asks B: Do u have children??
B: Yes

Now B asks A: Are you married?
A: Yes
B

B again asks A: Do u have children??
A: No

B: Rush to the hospital now!!!

Why does B say this?














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Because A first says Yes(haan) and then says No(nahi) that is, once haan and once naa . .
implies he has H1N1(1 baar haan, aur 1 baar naa)
So he must go for isolation facility.

Xclusively For Gujjus

What is the value of narendra modi???









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1 . . . [=mod(i) where i=sq root of -1] :)

Sir Sir O Sir, we love you

sabse pehla aadmi kaun tha jisko 'sir' ka designation mila?




































West Indian Player - Ram Naresh Sarwan (sir-1) :)

the break up

ladki thi . . . Use pehle dino moriya se pyaar ho jaata hai. . phir break up
uske baad dino sharma se pyaar hota hai . . phir se break up . . .
uske baad dino gupta se pyaar hota hai . . . phir break up . . .
uske baad dino joshi se pyaar hota hai phir break up . . .
ab usko pyaar hi nahi hota . . bataao kyo!!???

























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because . . 4 'dino' ka pyaar o rabba lumbi judaai . .lumbi judaai