Just for Laughs

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Michael Hussey (Mai-kal hasi)

Haridas, the farmer

Once upon a time there was a king. People in his kingdom used to go to him for their problems. He was pretty good at solving social matters. One day, a farmer named Haridas came to him in the middle of the night. His daughter had eloped with someone. He had no idea with whom. King sat on his throne and yawned. Then, before he could say anything, Haridas fell on his feet and said "You accepted my daughter as your wife!! Thank you so much, Your Majesty."

Why did he say so ??




















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King (Raja) yawned, so he became Jamhaai Raja :-) :-)

The Proposal

What did a Muslim guy ask a Muslim girl, while proposing her ?





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"What is the capital of Afghanistan?" (Confused?)




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"Kabul hai" :P

Stern profession

Duniya mei Sabse kattar log kis profession mei hote hain ??


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Orthopedic Doctor, because they are so Ortho-docs :-)

Hindi Alert

A boy had a Girlfriend named Srishti
What did he say to her to impress her?













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"You mean THE WORLD to me" :-)

Home Sweet Home for Cattle

Why can a horse be accommodated into non-valence-electron shell  but not into valence electron shells ??


















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Because non-valence-electron shells are "stable" :-)

The Ganga Influence

Chaminda Vaas (Srilankan Bowler) once visited Allahabad to worship Holy Ganges. Stayed there for a month. But all that time he did not eat anything. Why ??






















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Because he was in UP, so he became UP-Vaas (Fast) :D