Sirf ek Saridon aur sardard se araam

Aisa Kaun hai duniya mei jisko kabhi sardard nahi hota??




















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Ravan : usko head-ek(headache) nai dus hain :D

Go Veg!!

Saare paagal (mad) non-veg kyo hote hain??
































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Kyokii wo Paagal-khaane (pagal ko khaane) jaate hain :) :) :) :)

Paani mein Aag

4 glasses hain . . A, B, C, D
Sabme paani bhara hai
Ab pehle waale mei matchstick jala ke phekne se wo bujh jaati hai
Doosre mei bhi match jalaa ke fekne se wo bhi bujh jaati hai . .
Same with the third
But last waale glass ke paani mei matchstick jala ke daalne se aag lag jaati hai. Kyo?










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kyoki glass tha 'D'. Toh uska paani D-Jal(diesel). Thats why it catches fire :)

He who cannot be killed

Why is it not easy to kill Gen Parvez Musharraf of Pakistan?














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Because doing that is Mush-Kill :D

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Americano

There was a guy whose name was 'hai'
Hai went to the shop and bought a hat and wore it. after sometime, he found an american teacher sitting on his head. He blabbered a few curses and threw him off and found his hat missing. He went to the shop again and bought another hat. Again after sumtime he found his hat turned into the american teacher. This happened several times. He started wondering how this happened. Can you give him the answer?






















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Because his name was 'hai' which in hindi means is. That Hat was his 'topi' (Hat is called topi in hindi)
and we all know "is kii topi = us ke sir"
Us ke sir = american teacher!
thats why his hat got turned into the American teacher

Bechaara A

Two guys standing on a bus stop: A and B

A asks B: Are you married?
B: Yes

A again asks B: Do u have children??
B: Yes

Now B asks A: Are you married?
A: Yes
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B again asks A: Do u have children??
A: No

B: Rush to the hospital now!!!

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Because A first says Yes(haan) and then says No(nahi) that is, once haan and once naa . .
implies he has H1N1(1 baar haan, aur 1 baar naa)
So he must go for isolation facility.

Xclusively For Gujjus

What is the value of narendra modi???









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1 . . . [=mod(i) where i=sq root of -1] :)

Sir Sir O Sir, we love you

sabse pehla aadmi kaun tha jisko 'sir' ka designation mila?




































West Indian Player - Ram Naresh Sarwan (sir-1) :)

the break up

ladki thi . . . Use pehle dino moriya se pyaar ho jaata hai. . phir break up
uske baad dino sharma se pyaar hota hai . . phir se break up . . .
uske baad dino gupta se pyaar hota hai . . . phir break up . . .
uske baad dino joshi se pyaar hota hai phir break up . . .
ab usko pyaar hi nahi hota . . bataao kyo!!???

























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because . . 4 'dino' ka pyaar o rabba lumbi judaai . .lumbi judaai

Bechaari Ladki ka kya kusoor

Agar brett lee bus stop pe khade ho ke cigarette piye toh uski girlfriend bimaar kyo ho jayegi?



















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because he was doin sumthing ill-lee-gal :)

geet gaaya paththaro ne

long . . long ago there was an early man. He once found two stones. He started rubbing one over the other!


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Wife ('rub' ne bana di jodi)

Busy Waiting

Write a program which waits forever and doesnt come to an end.














main()
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int zaar; // (hindi/urdu intzaar)
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I'm Sorry, Star plus

Ekta kapoor bangalore aate hi marr kyo gayi?














































KyoKi Yaha aate hi wo EkTha (ek-tha) kapoor ho gayi. (explanation for dumbest ppl: In south india ppl use 'th' instead of 't')

Duniya Mei Bahut Tension Hain

Ladki ne aapse lift mangi,
Raste mein uski tabiat kaharab ho gai.
Aapko TENSION !!

Aap hospital le gaye,
Doctor bola - aap baap banne wale ho
Aapko TENSION !!

Aap bole - Mai iska baap nahi !
Phir ladki se pucha
Ladki boli - yehi baap hai.
Aapko aur TENSION.

Phir police ayi
Aapka medical check up hua.
Report aayi.
Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte.
Aapko aur TENSION !!

Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye !

Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai
Wo kiske hai...????????

Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!!

thats so kareena?

Mohd Ali Jinnah Decides to get married, he finds a very beautiful girl and has everything set. On the day of marriage, out of nowhere, kareena comes to claim him as his husband. Jinnah says he never married her . . . Kareena still is firm . . Y?

































Jeena (Jinnah) sirf mere liye :D