The Proposal

What did a Muslim guy ask a Muslim girl, while proposing her ?





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"What is the capital of Afghanistan?" (Confused?)




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"Kabul hai" :P

Stern profession

Duniya mei Sabse kattar log kis profession mei hote hain ??


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Orthopedic Doctor, because they are so Ortho-docs :-)

Hindi Alert

A boy had a Girlfriend named Srishti
What did he say to her to impress her?













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"You mean THE WORLD to me" :-)

Home Sweet Home for Cattle

Why can a horse be accommodated into non-valence-electron shell  but not into valence electron shells ??


















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Because non-valence-electron shells are "stable" :-)

The Ganga Influence

Chaminda Vaas (Srilankan Bowler) once visited Allahabad to worship Holy Ganges. Stayed there for a month. But all that time he did not eat anything. Why ??






















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Because he was in UP, so he became UP-Vaas (Fast) :D

Easiest Solution

Ram samunder paar kar ke Lanka kaise pahuche??













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Unhone Ravan kii bahut tareef kii toh "taareefon ke pul" ban gaye . . aur wo uss pul ko cross kar ke Lanka pahuch gaye :D

Rishton mei daraar

(Courtesy: Anurodh Srivastava)
Ek aadmi tha . . Wo apni biwi se bahut pyaar karta tha . . But ek din wo apni biwi ko crocodile bhare hue lake mei fek ke aaya. kyo ??













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Hume tumse pyaar kitna ye hum nahi jaante "magar" ji nahi sakte tumhare bina :-)