The Ganga Influence

Chaminda Vaas (Srilankan Bowler) once visited Allahabad to worship Holy Ganges. Stayed there for a month. But all that time he did not eat anything. Why ??






















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Because he was in UP, so he became UP-Vaas (Fast) :D

Easiest Solution

Ram samunder paar kar ke Lanka kaise pahuche??













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Unhone Ravan kii bahut tareef kii toh "taareefon ke pul" ban gaye . . aur wo uss pul ko cross kar ke Lanka pahuch gaye :D

Rishton mei daraar

(Courtesy: Anurodh Srivastava)
Ek aadmi tha . . Wo apni biwi se bahut pyaar karta tha . . But ek din wo apni biwi ko crocodile bhare hue lake mei fek ke aaya. kyo ??













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Hume tumse pyaar kitna ye hum nahi jaante "magar" ji nahi sakte tumhare bina :-)

The Pact

Do kaam waali baai thi . . Dono mei achchhi dosti thi.
Un dono ne ek din ek doosre ke ghar kaam karna start kar diya.
(Baai A works for baai B and vice versa)









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Because they were "Maid for each other" :-)

Static Variable

(Result of a Conversation with Sandeepan Jindal)
C mein static variables kya karte hain??




















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C (Sea) mei static variable doob jaate hain !! :)

Exam time

Santa's exams were going on. He didnt feel like studying, instead he wasted all of his time in watching TV or wandering. He was walking on the road-side, and saw a fat-lady standing at the bus-stop waiting for the bus. Suddenly, something clicked his mind. He went back home and started studying sincerely and excelled in the exams with bright result.
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Because he felt Moti-waited (Motivated) . . !!

Naam gum jaayega

(Courtesy: Navneet Gupta)
People call me Patangiraw nowadays . .
I was surprised . . Couldnt help but ask . . "Why're you messing up with my name?"




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Because RAW IS WAR !! :-)