Static Variable

(Result of a Conversation with Sandeepan Jindal)
C mein static variables kya karte hain??




















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C (Sea) mei static variable doob jaate hain !! :)

Exam time

Santa's exams were going on. He didnt feel like studying, instead he wasted all of his time in watching TV or wandering. He was walking on the road-side, and saw a fat-lady standing at the bus-stop waiting for the bus. Suddenly, something clicked his mind. He went back home and started studying sincerely and excelled in the exams with bright result.
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Because he felt Moti-waited (Motivated) . . !!

Naam gum jaayega

(Courtesy: Navneet Gupta)
People call me Patangiraw nowadays . .
I was surprised . . Couldnt help but ask . . "Why're you messing up with my name?"




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Because RAW IS WAR !! :-)

Reproduction

Santa was delighted after a night-long train journey. When he came back home his wife, surprised, asks: "Why are you so happy today?"

Santa answers: "I have become a mother!!"


His wife asks how!!



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I gave BERTH to a boy in the train ;)

Padoge Likhoge toh banoge nawaab

There was a boy named Sangeet in my class. His mother never forced him to study. Why??
































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Oo aa Let the music (Sangeet) play !! ;) :P :P

Say no to Dowry

शादी की बात करते समय लड़के के बारे में कहा जाता है - "लड़का हीरा है हीरा" और लड़की के बारे में - "लड़की साक्षात लक्ष्मी है लक्ष्मी"
गौर फरमाने वाली बात ये है की शादी में लड़की के माता पिता अपनी लड़की (लक्ष्मी) दे के लड़के (हीरे) को खरीदते हैं, जबकि भारतीय समाज में दहेज़ प्रथा तो कुछ उल्टा ही कहती है !
ये प्रमाण है की दहेज़ मुक्त शादी ही सफल शादी है :)

Java is not Portable

Why do Java codes written in Delhi not get compiled ?





















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Because they get written "in capital" (And Java is case sensitive :P)