Java is not Portable

Why do Java codes written in Delhi not get compiled ?





















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Because they get written "in capital" (And Java is case sensitive :P)

What an Idea sir G !

Ek aadmi tha . . but hi normal tha . . College mei padhta tha


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Ek din kya hua kii jab wo class gaya uske sir padha rahe the . . Wo unko uthaaya aur class se bhag gaya
Baaki students dekhte reh gaye . .





































Pata hai usne aisa kyo kiya? . . .



















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Kyoki uss din wo HDFC insurance kara ke aaya tha . . .








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Confused?? . .




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"Sir Uthaa ke G O (Sar uthaa ke jiyo)" :P :P

Law of Cooling

Why does it feel cold on convocation night??


















































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Because the new grads take away their DEGREES :) :P

The Car seller

Which company doesnt manufacture cars, but sells them???













































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Monte Car-lo ;)

Respectfully speaking

Which food product is most respected, honored in the world??






























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Parle - G ;)

Easy Diet

(Based on the concept introduced by Nikhil Ranade)

What is the easiest way of dieting???













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Light others' cigarette .... how??



























You'll then become "lighter" B-)

Sirf ek Saridon aur sardard se araam

Aisa Kaun hai duniya mei jisko kabhi sardard nahi hota??




















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Ravan : usko head-ek(headache) nai dus hain :D