Exam time

Santa's exams were going on. He didnt feel like studying, instead he wasted all of his time in watching TV or wandering. He was walking on the road-side, and saw a fat-lady standing at the bus-stop waiting for the bus. Suddenly, something clicked his mind. He went back home and started studying sincerely and excelled in the exams with bright result.
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Because he felt Moti-waited (Motivated) . . !!

Naam gum jaayega

(Courtesy: Navneet Gupta)
People call me Patangiraw nowadays . .
I was surprised . . Couldnt help but ask . . "Why're you messing up with my name?"




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Because RAW IS WAR !! :-)