There was a guy whose name was 'hai' Hai went to the shop and bought a hat and wore it. after sometime, he found an american teacher sitting on his head. He blabbered a few curses and threw him off and found his hat missing. He went to the shop again and bought another hat. Again after sumtime he found his hat turned into the american teacher. This happened several times. He started wondering how this happened. Can you give him the answer?
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Because his name was 'hai' which in hindi means is. That Hat was his 'topi' (Hat is called topi in hindi) and we all know "is kii topi = us ke sir" Us ke sir = american teacher! thats why his hat got turned into the American teacher
Because A first says Yes(haan) and then says No(nahi) that is, once haan and once naa . . implies he has H1N1(1 baar haan, aur 1 baar naa) So he must go for isolation facility.
ladki thi . . . Use pehle dino moriya se pyaar ho jaata hai. . phir break up uske baad dino sharma se pyaar hota hai . . phir se break up . . . uske baad dino gupta se pyaar hota hai . . . phir break up . . . uske baad dino joshi se pyaar hota hai phir break up . . . ab usko pyaar hi nahi hota . . bataao kyo!!???
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because . . 4 'dino' ka pyaar o rabba lumbi judaai . .lumbi judaai
Mohd Ali Jinnah Decides to get married, he finds a very beautiful girl and has everything set. On the day of marriage, out of nowhere, kareena comes to claim him as his husband. Jinnah says he never married her . . . Kareena still is firm . . Y?